She started to sneeze and turned the wrong way and forcefully sneezed all over the side of my face. For a second then just laughed for how stupid it all was.
She tried so hard, but eventually realized it was a losing battle.You can fart as much as you like and will probably be given a rating out of ten. I don't think I magically fart more these days so I guess we just weren't very open about it before. On a side note I had to stop myself laughing when I was called into my son's school and told he was using inappropriate language. I'm sure I did but I don't remember doing it.My husband and I have an open fart policy in our house.