Funny dating profile intros

Bumble comes with a “ladies first” mindset, where women are required to make the first move message-wise before the two of you can start communicating. They’re bringing their A-game when it comes to great profile photos and killer bios. I downloaded Bumble and combed through a plethora of profiles.

This encourages women to be more selective than they may be on apps like Tinder, which has garnered a reputation as attracting those looking for little more than a hookup. You need to stand out if you want to get the most success out of this app. Using my expertise, I cherrypicked the absolute best of the best. Below, take a look at a list of the best bumble bios for guys and my explanations on why they’re so effective.

This guy’s official job title is Field Claims Adjuster. To make a job dealing with claims more interesting, this guy said, “I look at smashed up cars for a living.” That made me do a double-take. Moreover, this guy included a picture of his dog and noted the dog in his bio.

Cute animals make everything better, so be sure to include something fluffy and adorable when able.

The men write things like women are scammers, they never want to meet me, blah blah. Basically it is a bunch of people who should not be dating.

So the next great dating app should be matching all these grouchy, negative complainers together.

Remember that you need to capture women’s attention instantaneously on apps. Furthermore, inject a little humor and wit into your bio to ensure it is effective. And he didn’t even have to use more than a sentence.

Notice that this guy fit a lot of information about himself into a small word count.

On apps like Bumble, it’s totally fine to just list things. I also like that, rather than simply saying he’s getting a degree in psychology, he noted that he is pursuing it to work with children with special needs.

This guy hit it out of the park with the creative use of self-deprecation. If I was single, I would swipe right based on that elicited chuckle alone.

To be honest, I’ve never thought about what a guy who sells indoor waterfalls in Tennessee might look like. And if you want to know what a time to rethink your strategy.

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